Mair Doric Tales

Weel weel, nae a lot his happened since the drivel a wrote the last time. Obviously am at a loose end agin afore am pourin ma hert oot here.
News fae hame, next doors dowg is pregnant.............but they divnae ken fa the faither is, a disaster richt enough. Ken fine fit things are like we payin maintenance and the like these days. Chum is nae cheap.
Anither story fae along the coast a wiz hearin.
Jeannie wiz trevelin doon Herbor Street fan she bumped intae Netty Ross
Says Jeannie " fits this am hearin your Janice his hid a bairn?"
" Yiv herd richt enough" replies Netty.
"Of fit fine, fit did she hay, a loon or a quine?"
" A loon, ten pun, near broke the scales"
"Och that's gran, and fit are they gan tae cry him?"
"Naithin"

"Naithin??"
"Aye"

" Surely tae god they're gan tae ca him somethin!"

Cheerio aye noo
Naithin

Scottish Rants

Aye aye, fit like the day min, ye aye gettin them tee?
A dinnae really ken fit wy I hiv sterted this here blog, bit kinda thocht it wiz a guid idea tae files awa the oors whilst on the job like ;-)
Am workin awa fae hame aye noo, overseas like, nae a day trip through tae the Eberdeen Mert ( cheviots were 100 pund a heid last wick).
Jist tae fill ye in a wee bit on masell like, am mid forties, male, guid lookin, weel aff, real intelligent like, a body ye wuid greet for................and hung like a hen.
Am chavin awa aye noo like oor seas, bin dein that for mair years than I kin mind. Naebiddy hiz found me oot yet, so a jist keep ploddin awa in the aisle business.
Noo, av nae doot yiv already guessed am a member o the SAS, (saddle a sheep), gods country a the same. A decided fae early doors tae write this blag in Doric, kinda keep a selective audience, and hopefully git some crack fae the ither loonies an quinees thit hiv naithin else better tae dee ither thin post sh1te on the internet, onyway, am hayin a decent enough time and welcome tae ma blog.
Obviously work will dictate hoo often a manage tae post some quality drivel here, so jist bare wee me aye noo till a git settled intae ma stride. Bit a feel afae sure all hae ye a grippet afore time.
News fae hame is nae guid, it's passion rain am informed, bit naithin unusual in that, ken fan it's summer time fan the rain is warmer, that's the only indication up oor wy.
I'll cut things short for noo seens it's ma first post like, it'll seen be time tae throw the t1ts under the sheets and dream o howin neeps.
Feel free tae suggest ony topics at a ye wid like me tae touch on ;-)
Cheerio aye noo............be guid tae yersell and tack an egg.

Naithin